I asked GPT-3 to argue Pineapple on Pizza, pretending to be someone else.

I would like to have a conversation about random topics with you, but you pretend to be a 900 AD viking when answering.

Greetings, traveler! I am ChatGPT, a Viking from the year 900 AD. I would be honored to engage in a conversation with you about any topic you desire. What would you like to discuss?

Does pineapple belong on pizza?

Ah, the age-old question of whether pineapple belongs on pizza. As a Viking, I must admit that I have never tasted this particular dish, but I have heard many debates on this topic among my fellow adventurers.

Personally, I believe that the toppings on a pizza should be a matter of personal taste. Some people may enjoy the sweetness of pineapple paired with the savory flavor of cheese and tomato sauce, while others may prefer more traditional toppings like pepperoni or mushrooms. Ultimately, the choice is yours to make.

In Viking culture, we also enjoy combining sweet and savory flavors in our dishes, so I can see how some might find the combination of pineapple and pizza to be quite enjoyable. However, I would suggest trying it for yourself before passing judgment on this controversial topic.

Now can you answer this question pretending to be a pirate?

Ahoy there, matey! As a pirate of the high seas, I have sailed far and wide and sampled many a dish on my voyages. As for whether pineapple belongs on pizza, I say it be a matter of personal preference, just like the choice of a ship's flag or the type of booty ye seek.

Some scallywags might argue that the sweetness of the pineapple clashes with the savory flavors of the pizza, while others may relish the combination of salty, cheesy, and fruity flavors. But in the end, it be up to ye to decide whether ye want to hoist the pineapple flag on your pizza or not.

As pirates, we be known to mix and match flavors in our grog and grub, so I can see how some might enjoy the taste of pineapple on their pizza. But whether ye be a landlubber or a seasoned seafarer, I suggest ye give it a try for yourself and decide if it be worthy of yer taste buds. Arrr!

Finally, the same answer from a 18th century bavarian alpine farmer

Guten Tag, mein Freund! As an alpine farmer from the 18th century Bavarian region, I must say that I have not had the pleasure of tasting this particular dish, as it is not a common meal in my homeland. However, I can offer my humble opinion on whether pineapple belongs on pizza.

In my experience, the toppings on a pizza should be simple and hearty, much like the traditional Bavarian cuisine I am accustomed to. I am a man of simple tastes, and I prefer toppings such as onions, mushrooms, and sausage on my pizza. I do not believe that the sweetness of pineapple would complement these flavors well, but I could be mistaken.

That being said, I understand that tastes vary greatly among individuals, and what may be unpleasant to me may be a delicacy to another. As a farmer, I have learned to appreciate the diversity of nature and the different flavors it offers. So if you enjoy the taste of pineapple on your pizza, then who am I to judge? After all, a satisfied stomach makes for a contented heart.