Weird Shit about Me
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Weird Shit

“Introductions” are boring. Everyone navel-gazes, despite the fact that the weird shit about a person is what makes them interesting, remarkable, and memorable. Did you know, for example, that Kary Mullis, inventor of viral PCR analysis, married and consumed said marriage with a raccoon? Or that he died because he brushed off a doctor’s appointment for his pneumonia to catch a set of particularly great waves?

So here’s my (somewhat) weird shit: